FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 04, 2016

Ain’t just your brain, son.

oh, what a headache for Jason for Paige making such an odd request

When puberty hits there will be some interference in the brain department certainly.

Luckily you’ll stay 10 years old forever, Jason.

Kids are born with only two brain cells. At twelve, one of these brain cells dies. At fourteen, the other brain cell finally notices that the first one is missing and goes off looking for it.

You finally grow a new brain about the time you reach 35.

Don’t worry, Jason. You haven’t reached puberty in the past 28 years, so, I think you are safe!

Puberty is going to whack Jason extra hard I fear

Yes, Jason, you’re doomed.

The sixth graders all get hormones for Xmas.

It’s better you find out now that women are bat crap crazy

I don’t wanna know what the father has to say next!

I just got hit in the face

4 years later:

Jason: Ellen Jacobson, I confess my true love to you and ask you to be my partner in prom.