FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 09, 2017

Math nerds would like this. (How big was the ancient Egyptian population compared to the modern Egyptian population anyway?)

They do know that few if any slaves actually worked on them. Most of them were paid professionals and lived on site in their own built homes.

Ah, man! What a rotten pun that was!

And only the Pharaoh got to use it!

The only person who ever came up with a decent pyramid scheme was Dick Clark.

I doubt the Pharaoh would be the one to cask the first stone, he’d order someone to do it for him.

So the pharoah was the head of the Ancient Order of Amway…

Amend has been reading too much Pearls before Swine.

I don’t get it

I waited a week for this?

Bill Amend is a very funny fellow, but this gag isn’t up to his standards.

log (1,000,000) / log (5) = 8.584

This would be a good topic for Betsy DeVos. She married into the Amway scam.

If this were true, the pyramids would be built upside down, with the point on the bottom, and the wide part on top.

I counted, and the answer is 156 stones.