FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 22, 2024

Y’know what, he earned that.

The kids knew the right thing to say.

DOES kinda look like Roger lost a few pounds.

I’ve lost some weight over the summer. NOT on purpose. Roger should be happy he’s not shrinking even faster.

Roger’s lack of well hair on his head doesn’t help either

It’s the only time of year anyone calls him too skinny.

Well, at least Andy is honest

Today’s missing classic is

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Does this beard make me look fat?

Does anyone think Peter’s hair has gotten longer?

No one gets fat on Andy’s cooking.

4 stages of man – He believes in Santa, he doesn’t believe in Santa, he is Santa, he looks like Santa.

I have a friend who lets his beard grow long, and while it’s grayish white, he bleaches it to be totally white. He has a natural belly, and plays Santa all through December. This afternoon, he will be paraded through all the streets of our small town on the back of a fire truck, fire trucks and police cars, all lights flashing and sirens screaming.

Ladies, please don’t ever ask him “does this dress make me look fat?”. We know you don’t want an honest answer.

Hey. three out of four ain’t bad.

i’ve always loved the 3 allen wrenches sticking out of his head

All his characters look like rhinos.

Some people just can’t take criticism.

Yesterday’s classic strip showed Roger too fat to go sledding.

I once dressed as Santa for a local school thing. The Santa suit had to go over a fat suit.

Not too skinny for the Tim Allen version.

“does this pair of jeans make me look fat?” “No dear, your fat makes you look fat.” die slowly. actually i married a tiny gorgeous girl. no regrets.

He went to the well once too often

So no no no Ho Ho Ho?

Yeah, this isn’t going to go down well over the next few days Andi…