FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 22, 2009

Painful way to start the day…

Addicts have strange behaviors all their own …

I don’t really think the addiction is His problem, tho… Roger’s just a night animal - he actually reminds me a little of a badger in the third frame Coffee addiction does other things to you; Grumpy is a nice little dwarf compared to me before I get my first mug almost carveable coffee in the morning…

Hey, is that YOU, docT?

Why does he drink instant coffee?

Jason probably used the filters to build rockets…

This one is hilarious and reminds me so much of somone I know!!! Who could that be, I wonder? Hmmm?

This looks like about half of my city. The Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons has about 300 stores in the downtown area alone. There’s more than one that’s just across the street from one another, and there’s a few that are on separate corners of an intersection. I’m not kidding. Not only do they survive like that, they all do gangbuster business.

I think Roger could use some Timmy’s

he’d have to get the “home” Timmy’s, because there’s no way he could drive to the store.

They just opened a Timmy’s here in Stevensville, now I don’t have go all the way to frickin Crystal Beach for the coffee run.

Timmy’s should have delivery! Right now I have to walk a mile. Dry I recognize the same person - nuclear coffee anyone?

What’s that Lassie? Bark. Bark. Timmy fell down the well.

wrong Timmy. but us Canuckleheads understand

Good thing Timmy’s and Starbucks don’t compete for the same turf…or do they? I spotted two Starbucks in London within a long downtown block! (And I actually visited one, right across from the British Museum.)

And I beg to differ, doctortoon: it IS possible to make instant nuclear coffee. I do it every morning. (Of course I cheat and use one part coffee and three parts sugarless Nesquik in hot milk, or even better, hot milk and peppermint tea. For me, strong mocha IS “nuclear coffee”.)