FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 10, 2009

Jason jason jason, he’s not talking about that type of guns, you doofus, he said “bazookas” capisce

When Jason hits puberty, it’s going to rock his world.

We’ve heard of the “generation gap”. What is this, the hormone gap?

In the early days of 3D gaming, those “bazookas” are still very much square shaped.

Teenage boy + Raging hormones = I don’t care what shape those bazookas are.

and lets not forget the ever popular “nudality” code, it didnt change the square shape is simply shows the character before they added the Clothing coloring. Which many a boy called a Nudality code.

I remember this story - one of the best.

When I read that strip years ago, I didn’t really get it. Nowadays, seeing it again, I do.

I guess Jason doesn’t like Metroid either!

I never played “Tomb Raider.” It’d be interesting or odd to see some lady literally carrying two portable rocket launchers.

Jason achieves enlightenment, in this story arc, IIRC.

comixavier: she doesn’t carry portable rocket launchers, she carries pistols… the bazookas in this strip refer to a more permanent, silicone-injected form of male entertainment

I bought my first Tomb Raider for the bazookas. Stayed with them for the gameplay. Now I’m an addict!

Square “bazookas”? I don’t think so, but judge for yourselves. (I wanted to post the links for Tomb Raider II and, for comparison, TR III from Wikipedia, but they won’t keep their layout here.)

I am SO glad I never got into computer gaming. (If I ever did, it would be based on Star Trek or Star Wars.)

Samus Aran could totally take her.

hahaha!

Those are definitely bazookas, Jason, not pistols.

Samus Aran? Inside or outside of her power suit?

First inside, then slowly taking it off.

Reply to Rakkav: Both!!

I’ve always wondered how Jason took the ending of Metroid

Ew! Peter, Ew!

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