FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 26, 2009
October 24, 2009
October 27, 2009
Transcript:
Paige: With a cool air of confidence, Paige Fox strolls across the school yard. Her six-page english essay is a work of inspired genius. The only question is will she get an "A" or an "A+" she dances for joy at the thought. <Fwip!> With a wanning air of confidence, Paige Fox sprints across the school yard.
rayannina about 15 years ago
The autumn wind makes fools of us all …
yyyguy about 15 years ago
has she never heard of stapling pages together?
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Pride goeth before a fall, and a clear clip-on binding before a good old fashioned staple.
RussellNash about 15 years ago
Staples? Binder? What about just having it in the bookbag with everything else?
Yukoneric about 15 years ago
Paige didn’t want any holes shot through her perfect paper.
newworldmozart about 15 years ago
When I was in the 9th grade, the English teacher gave us a assignment of a short story. Had two days to finish it. I was very proud of my work, it was about 10 pages, double spaced, and stapled. I was so proud that I showed it off. That was my mistake, the idiot janitor thought he’d ‘correct’ a mistake. One he was wrong, two it was the final draft, and three I was going to turn it in to the teacher in 20 mins. Thankfully she was ok with what he did. Also I was the one kid that had typed my story and was more than one page.
kfaatz925 about 15 years ago
Yes, methinks a staple would have helped. That said, I can relate!
dinolovergirl about 15 years ago
hahah
Dkram about 15 years ago
The answers my friend are blowing in the wind.
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LindaTea about 15 years ago
Very similar to “Zits” from Saturday, 10/24!
Rakkav about 15 years ago
RussellNash: I think she didn’t want the essay wrinkled. (I have to put my papers in a three-ring binder to keep my bags from doing that to them.)
As you see, it’s too late now. :))
Thanos about 6 years ago
DANG! Those eyes though.
ElaraGaming over 1 year ago
been here done this