FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 02, 2009

Now there was one arrow sent too hard too soon from the bow…

THREE THINGS ABOUT PETER FOX He stinks at sports He he eats like an ogre He drives like he’s in the Daytona 500

And may I add a fourth? He’s got a face only a blind girl could love

The funny thing is, Jason probably thought he was helping, like the time that Bobby Brady got Greg’s driving privileges suspended over a similar incident, when all he was really trying to do was brag about how skillful a driver Greg was.

Younger siblings really don’t have a clue, do they?

Jason Fox: whistleblower.

Ladyfinger depends on where you live. If you are in a small town and too far to walk to a big town teenagers need a car for work. Girls can be just as bad. Our daughter, I would spend endless times calling her telling her to get her herself home (not the word I was going to use) and 25 is too old. Although some people why they have driving license I will never know. Also anyone every here expression called teenager taxicab drivers I and my husband used that phrase until our daughter finnally caught on only other parents teenagers never paid for gas. A lot of yelling went on.

I didn’t drive until I turned 18, because our family couldn’t afford the insurance hike (back in the 1960’s the rate went down somewhat when a driver turned 18.) I didn’t have my own car until I turned 21, and only then because there was no bus service to speak of at the college I transferred to.

BUSTED TIMES TWO FOR THE FOX BROTHERS!

Here he comes, Here comes Speed Racer He’s a demon on wheels He’s a demon and he’s gonna be chasing after someone He’s gaining on you so you better look alive He’s busy revving up the powerful MACH 5! And when the odds are against them and there’s dangerous work to do, you bet your life Speed Racer will see it through Go, Speed Racer, Go, Speed Racer, Go, Speed Racer, Go! He’s off and flying as he guns the car around the track He’s jamming down the pedal like he’s never coming back Adventure’s waiting just ahead! Go, Speed Racer, Go, Speed Racer, Go, Speed Racer, Go!

Mrs Hamburger? :/

Honestly, I’ve never understood the desire to go that fast especially in residential areas. There’s a little thing called life to consider, mine and the people around me