Jason: This magazine says that the human brain is 90 percent water. I wonder if... Ironically, I'm now feeling more stupid than smart.
Andy: Just how many glasses did you drink?!
His big mistake was drinking all that water while he was standing, because gravity makes it go down. Now if he had been standing on his head when he drank it……..
Dihydrogen oxide has been known to be the cause of many problems, including extreme corrosion and is responsible for thousands of deaths every year. It has caused billions of dollars in damage each and every year. We MUST stop this menace NOW! Join me in calling for a ban on dihydrogen oxide (H2O) today!
Jason that is what happens too much math. Wish I had that intelligence then I could have achieved higher is education.
That last picture reminds me when I was pregnat over 27 years ago. I got sick on too much water and had to cut back then watch out bathroom time had to that twice with both kids.
Luckily those days are long done. Now I just have to go. Joson I bet I can go more than you.
legaleagle48 over 14 years ago
Don’t anyone else plan on using the bathroom today; Jason’s going to be very busy in there for oh, maybe the next six hours!
alviebird over 14 years ago
Like anything else, too much water can kill you.
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
I thought it was adult women who retain water.
RavennaAl over 14 years ago
His big mistake was drinking all that water while he was standing, because gravity makes it go down. Now if he had been standing on his head when he drank it……..
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
SIGH
Nothing else needed…
camelsamba2 over 14 years ago
Clearly, he diluted all his smarts with the first glass and then couldn’t stop!
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
He appears to have a drinking problem.
Or, maybe it’s a thinking problem…
I concur with RavennaAl.
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
Apparently, not enough!
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
Dihydrogen oxide has been known to be the cause of many problems, including extreme corrosion and is responsible for thousands of deaths every year. It has caused billions of dollars in damage each and every year. We MUST stop this menace NOW! Join me in calling for a ban on dihydrogen oxide (H2O) today!
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Sponge Jason doesn’t sound as cool as Sponge Bob.
ububobu over 14 years ago
JFri: We need to replace dihydrogen oxide with hydrogen hydroxide (HOH) the universal acidic base.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Jason that is what happens too much math. Wish I had that intelligence then I could have achieved higher is education.
That last picture reminds me when I was pregnat over 27 years ago. I got sick on too much water and had to cut back then watch out bathroom time had to that twice with both kids. Luckily those days are long done. Now I just have to go. Joson I bet I can go more than you.
Jogger2 over 14 years ago
Jason, I hope the emergency room people are familiar with dilutional hyponatremia.
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
Jason in the final panel almost looks like Louie Anderson’s animated version of himself as a child in old-time TV show Life with Louie.
http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/wantad/669/731/Louie_300.gif
chinook2 over 14 years ago
What was he trying to do?
dotty11 almost 9 years ago
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Thanos almost 6 years ago
¯\(ツ)/¯
Are2Dee2 about 1 month ago
I don’t think it works that way. Haha