FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 17, 2012
January 16, 2012
January 18, 2012
Transcript:
Roger: I swear, reading this alumni magazine makes me feel like a world-class failure. It seems like every one of my classmates is doing amazing things, and here I am, nothing but a boring office drone. If it weren't for Jeff Thompson, I think I really would be bottom of the barrel. Andy: What's he do? Roger: I dunno, but it can't be much. The guy was a certifiable moron. Andy: Wow. Look at this new Thompson science center the school's building.
Gator007 almost 13 years ago
Yep You are at the bottom of the barrel.
finkd almost 13 years ago
This strip reminds me of a scene from Hogan’s Heroes.
Col. Klink : Hogan, every man in my graduating class has made General.
Col. Hogan : How many of them killed in action ?
Col. Klink : Quite a few.
Col. Hogan : How many of them shot by the Fuhrer ?
Col. Klink : Quite a few more.
Col. Hogan : And you couldn’t be happier ?
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Sometimes it’s easy to forget how easily a male’s ego can be bruised.
Strod almost 13 years ago
‘Cause you’re filthy rich and your plans to go golfing got spoiled by the weather? Or because you are like me, live five minutes away from work, get to your work late-ish (9:30, and leave even more late-ish) so you have time to read and comment on the comics while having breakfast?
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
Free Dogsniff!
flyintheweb almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of Animal House and Stork. they say everyone thought he wqas retarded. At the end, they show his picture and say he holds several patents and is independently wealthy
pugsandpickles about 10 years ago
i used to go to a school named willot road christian academy and it says willot on the magazine
Sophar_the_barbarian about 8 years ago
Jeff Thompson Reminds Me of Thomas Jefferson
doctorwho29 almost 4 years ago
Yeah he has a boring job but he has a wife and three kids. I bet the others don’t have the time in their awesome yet busy schedules to be family men. Success is more than money or career.