FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 28, 2012
February 27, 2012
February 29, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Look what I found in the attic. Peter: Cool. It's Dad's old college diploma. Jason: It's so formal and impressive and academic-looking. I wonder why he doesn't have it out where everyone can see it. Peter: Maybe ol' Roger Fox is more humble than we thought. Jason: And I wonder why he used to spell his name "Orger." Peter: Maybe that's latin.
chess18 over 12 years ago
Same thing happened to my father. He was Brois on his Master’s diploma. (Boris.)
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
Maybe it’s a fake.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Someone must’ve been drunk when they wrote the names down.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s the non-English speaker working in the fake diploma forge. Better check his high school diploma, too. For that matter, check to see if he ever went to school. It would explain a lot. I had always assumed he suffered a sever head injury sometime after graduating and getting his job.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
oo, a sever head injury…..sorta like Marie Antoinnette
jrcarter53 over 12 years ago
I retired from American Airlines after 22 years and got a nice statue of an eagle with a plaque on it thanking me for my contributions. On the plaque they spelled American Airlines as Amerian Airlines. Missed the “c” somehow.
blackton over 12 years ago
Social security misspelled my son’s middle name as Franics instead of Francis. Who names their kid Franics?
hobbes_the_homicidal_jungle_cat over 11 years ago
pig latin maybe