FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 15, 2012

I don’t know which hurricane scene of a movie I like more: the one in “The Karate Kid, Part II” or the one in "The Other Side of Heaven.“ (You sure know your wife, don’t you, Roger?)

They’ll be blown away.

Andy’s annoyance would make more sense if the place actually sucked. It sounds a bit kitschy, but actually kind of fun, especially if you can’t afford a real Caribbean vacation. Like a Caribbean themed theme park.

Sounds like more fun than just lying around on the beach being bored!

Huh. Maybe this tourist trap version of the Caribbean is more fun than I gave it credit for. Except for the part about the fake hurricane.

No, when her eye starts twitching like that, it means she going to kill you unless you run for it, Roger.

Roger just needs to remind Andy he thought he was marring a virgin…

I think that hurricane just got rescheduled for NOW and guess what , this one is for real.

That list Peter read sounds like the course of study at whatever two-bit college Roger graduated from. And where I live, we don’t need no fake hurricanes; we got plenty of real ones.

Getting better and better.