FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 29, 2012

Well played, Paige!

Here’s a tip… Take the Ice-cubes in the fridge and “SLINGSHOT” them at Paige as payback… I know I would cause I’m just a vengeful person.

I’ll get picky—Jason must be ignorant again: Since he’s excited about it, and grabbing a sled, it’s obvious there wasn’t snow before. Ergo, there wouldn’t be enough snow on the ground to use the sled for a while. A toboggan would work better on fresh snow, when there’s some accumulation of this fresh stuff.

here is even better payback:Destroy the homework she has done and tell her mom that Paige has not done her homework.

I think those of you who are suggesting “payback” methods for Jason are missing the point: This is PAIGE’S payback to Jason for all the times he’s harassed her!

We can go out and make grassballs now…….haven’t had enough snow to even measure………………….yet

Don’t look out the window – believe the weather forecaster instead. How gullable can a person get?

i suggest to jason that tell paige that justin bieber is at the mall, but don’t tell her which mall.

womp-womp!