FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 05, 2012

nowadays, the textbooks are all digital.

I think I have that book.

Nah, it’s a chemistry book. I got an A in the class, but the book just slew me.

I hate it when that happens. The reason I stopped reading in bed is because the book kept hitting me in the face.

Must be a math book since I know math puts me to sleep.

I knew a guy who studied chemistry flat on his back with the book held up over his face. That way when he fell asleep he’d drop the book on his face and wake himself up. Otherwise he wouldn’t get his studying done.

On the other hand, this way, the information might transfer directly to her brain via osmosis. Big “might”, but ya never know.