FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 11, 2014
March 10, 2014
March 12, 2014
Transcript:
Jason: Dad, I need some help. Roger: With what? Jason: This book says Vikings were "Savage Norse Raiders," What's "Norse" mean? Roger: A Norse is a Norse, of course of course. Jason: You know, you might need some help too. Roger: Villllllboooor...
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
A Norse, Jason, is a Danish… no, not a pastry (THAT originally came from Austria).
arye uygur over 10 years ago
Norse comes from the word for “Northerner.”
chris_o42 over 10 years ago
Something Jason DOESN’T know?
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
Imagine how dangerous Jason would have been back then if he’d had Google.
Lunatic over 10 years ago
Coincidentally, actual Norse / northerner helmets had exactly as many horns as Mr. Ed (both were acorns).
sbchamp over 10 years ago
‘Norse’ Inverse of ‘Souse’
JanLC over 10 years ago
Norse is Norwegian.
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
Looks like Roger is stuck in “Mr. Ed” mood.
dflak over 10 years ago
Time to unleash this bad one.
A young man took a job as a tour guide at the Parthenon in Athens. Each day he noticed four men: tall, blue-eyed and blond would be there. He asked his boss about them.
His boss replied, “Those are Sven, Lars, Olaf and Leif; the four Norsemen of the Acropolis.”
phoenixnyc over 10 years ago
Roger scores a rare point on Jason!
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
Roger looks so weird with his lips rippling.
Daeder over 10 years ago
Blond hair? Check! Facial hair? Um….