FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 03, 2014

Ah, the joys of married life!

I once read a letter in Dear Abby about a woman who complained about her husband’s snoring…until he died, and she realized how much she missed it. I haven’t complained about my husband’s snoring ever since.

A+ observation!

Yep…that’s why, Roger

Hubby used to be real bad on snoring and I wait a good hour or more until he calmed down before going to bed I could hear him out in the living room. He worked long hard hours then. Since he retired he lets out a little noise and I still need to wait until he calms down before going to bed. We did not have extra bedroom so I could sleep there wished we did.

I was so glad when my husband got diagnosed with sleep apnea (loud snoring is one indication) and started wearing a CPAP at night. Before then, I would have to sleep on the couch in the living room on a different floor, because his snoring was so loud.

Duh!

Yup, she actually did it and now she’ll have to wash all of the pillows and pillowcases before going to bed tonight.