FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 10, 2014

{sigh} Still no eggs, you nit-wits.

I notice a distinct lack of eggs in that list. Friday’s fallout will be interesting.

EGGS, you were supposed to get EGGS!

Actually, at least half of that spells “disgusting” rather than “delicious”.

What’s with all the canned fish products? Just for the halibut, I guess.

I knew it! I just knew that they would forget the eggs!!

Guy diet

10 years later, roger is going into surgery to remove his right leg due to diabetes. he is on 12 meds for his depression, diabetes, high blood pressure, and cholesterol.

I used to work at Wal-Mart, and you’d be amazed at some of the galoots being pushed around in shopping carts by their moms.

Or maybe not.

Hmm, missing cake, cupcakes, donuts, pasta, tomato sauce, and gravy. Otherwise pretty good!

There’s eggs in the mayonnaise…

I think it spells “obesity”.

Sounds like the basis of a second mortgage. Actually with only 2 in our household we still go to Sam’s for a couple of specific things. It is easy to look crazy in the grocery store.

Dang! I never thought reading the comics would make me gain weight!My stomach is growling again…

Put the sardines back and I’ll agree.

What’s up with all this “they forgot the eggs” business?

A lesser woman would leave her husband and kids after this.

If mom did not starve the family then by chance not so much junk stuff.

mmm, chocolate syrup covered sardines on crackers

My wife is a public health nurse who works with refugees. One of the things she considers part of her job description is to teach them how to shop healthy. So her advice is simple, “Shop along the walls. Do not venture into the aisles.” In the typical layout for a supermarket, most of the junk is in the center of the store.

He lost me at pop tarts!

Surprised they’re not bigger around the middle