FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 11, 2014

STILL no eggs!

and, that is why many of us are obese.

Didn’t I see this thread a short time ago? And yet I’m surprised they haven’t gotten chips yet.

Sillies…French Fries and Ketcup count as veggies! /jk

Hard to believe they didn’t think of potato chips until now.

Health Food. Low fat = high sugar. Low sugar = high fat.

I like the packages: 1/3 less fat. 1/3 less fat than what? The equvalent mass of lard?

Only 100 calories per serving. serving size = half a chip.

fat and protein are good, carbohydrates are bad. It is more complicated than that, but the drug companies have us believing things they made up

This is getting old, get the eggs and go home. Leave all the junk food.

They are going to forget the eggs…

Don’t worry Dad, your heart attack will come when you see the bill!

Ah yes, the Reagan vegetable for school lunches—Ketchup.This is a true story.

If ol’ Mom didn’t use eggplant and tofu in everything….

I bet they forgot to get eggs.