An unusual “Rough-as-Guts” Wine that has the distinctive bouquet of horse-s**t and old tram tickets. It is best drunk with the teeth clenched to prevent the ingestion of any foreign bodies. Connoisseurs will savour the slight tannin taste of old tea leaves and burnt cat fur. Possessors of a cultivated palate will admire the initial assault on the taste buds which comes from the careful and loving blending of animal manure and perished jockstraps strained through an old miners sock. The maturing in small pigs bladders gives it a very definite nose…
I’m pretty sure he’ll be saying something like “Aargh!” when he drinks it…. and then when he’s done drinking it, he’ll be saying “Why is the rum gone?”
When I was in college, we made “apple jack”. Of course, when you are 19-20, and the drinking age was 21, almost anything with alcohol was a worthy item. We considered it a real treat when we actually got our hands on a bottle of “Ripple” or “Boones Farm”!.Now that I have a bit more scratch, I am a bit more fussy regarding what I drink…
tahoeh2o over 10 years ago
PURPLE DEATH
An unusual “Rough-as-Guts” Wine that has the distinctive bouquet of horse-s**t and old tram tickets. It is best drunk with the teeth clenched to prevent the ingestion of any foreign bodies. Connoisseurs will savour the slight tannin taste of old tea leaves and burnt cat fur. Possessors of a cultivated palate will admire the initial assault on the taste buds which comes from the careful and loving blending of animal manure and perished jockstraps strained through an old miners sock. The maturing in small pigs bladders gives it a very definite nose…awgiedawgie Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m pretty sure he’ll be saying something like “Aargh!” when he drinks it…. and then when he’s done drinking it, he’ll be saying “Why is the rum gone?”
comeonbanana over 10 years ago
more like acck ack ack argg
nosirrom over 10 years ago
Cheap wines. What memories come to mind.Night TrainThunderbirdBoone’s FarmRippleAnd now Jolly Roger’s Skull and Crossbones!
Ghille over 10 years ago
I used to absolutely love Ripple! It was a pear based wine while most of the others were grape and apple based.
Poollady over 10 years ago
I think he’s gonna say more like. AAAAAck!
ewalnut over 10 years ago
Probably very much like pirate grog.
pshea over 10 years ago
Or be saying something like BARF when he drinks it.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
When I was in college, we made “apple jack”. Of course, when you are 19-20, and the drinking age was 21, almost anything with alcohol was a worthy item. We considered it a real treat when we actually got our hands on a bottle of “Ripple” or “Boones Farm”!.Now that I have a bit more scratch, I am a bit more fussy regarding what I drink…
phoenixnyc over 10 years ago
Maybe he can sell it as an antiseptic:
Fox Wine! It’ll kill ANYTHING!
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
I’m thinking more along the lines of “Gah!” THUD!!!