FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 02, 2015

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When was the last time Jason had his glasses checked?

Sure, up in the attic next to your Dad’s Legos and Lincoln Logs….

Out in the garage next to the jetpack.

Out in the garage next to the jetpack.

It’s in the freezer, behind the frozen guacamole

What about a henway?

Hey Fuzzy, what’s a henway?

This reminds me about the time I dropped a barbecue grill on my toe. I didn’t break the toe, but came close. So my wife is on the phone talking to her sister. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

I go walking past her towards the bathroom. I come back in my shorts and my shoes and socks are off.

I go to the freezer and root around for an ice pack and trek off back to the bathroom.

I come back a couple of minutes later and grab a magazine and go back to the bathroom

Finally my wife says to her sister, “I don’t know what he’s doing, but I better hang up now and find out.”