FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 14, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    Lucky Charms (with a capital L and C) belong in the stomach at breakfast time.

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    Leeroy  over 8 years ago

    Many years ago, my mother washed my sister’s new red coat in a load that included my brother’s jockstrap. He was NOT happy with the pink result since he had to wear it in PE class the next day.

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    sbwertz  over 8 years ago

    We were on vacation in our new little travel trailer. A can of Hawaiian Punch (back when it was sold in big cans instead of bottles) tipped over in the refrigerator. All my husband’s underwear was in the drawer under the fridge. He went through the whole vacation with pink underwear and pink crew socks.

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    AtypicalReader  over 8 years ago

    Find some other, darker color that will run and dye it something besides pink?

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    legaleagle48  over 8 years ago

    That’s a little harsh, don’t you think? Peter is only 16 — he’d have been a little young to be storming any beachheads, unless he had lied about his age in order to enlist. In other words, take your judgmental, holier-than-thou attitude and cram it.

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    nossmf  over 8 years ago

    Considering his grades when wearing his “lucky sweatshirt”, I’d hate to see his grades without it…

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    USN1977  over 8 years ago

    Considering Peter’s grades, even if he was enrolled one of America’s finest prep schools or military academies for one year may not be enough to get him up to speed with his peers.Considering superstition, the best quote was from Julius Caesar “The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in ourselves.”

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    legaleagle48  over 8 years ago

    Clearly, Archie Bunker lives, doesn’t he?

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    Deleted Account2623  over 4 years ago

    What’s wrong with pink?

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