FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 28, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    Like, what kid has half a grand their pocket?

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    LupisLight  over 8 years ago

    $500 for a cup or for the whole pitcher? Either way that had better be the highest grade premium lemonade made with top quality rare imported ingredients for that kind of price.

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    Arbitrary  over 8 years ago

    500 bucks for lemonade?! This better be the best lemonade I’ve ever had!

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    …You got lucky.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago

    You’ll be out there the whole Summer Jason. And you would still never make any money.

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    Chris Kenworthy  over 8 years ago

    Sorry, the demand curve is working against you there, Jason. (Not to mention the supply curve of the supermarkets and every other kid.)

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    Max Starman Jones  over 8 years ago

    Just get one congressman to walk by and you’ve got it. A congressman is the only person I know who can use “only” and “billion” in the same sentence.

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    mail2jbl  over 8 years ago

    Sound like your cable company? Switch to Dish!

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    Numbnumb  over 8 years ago

    Common sense is obviously NOT one of his strong points.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Smear some strawberry jam on a big plate, put a twist of lemon zest in one corner and a teaspoonfull of lemonade in the middle.Voila! Limonade Provençale at $500 a serving.

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    rgcviper  over 8 years ago

    Let me know how that works out for ya, Jason.

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