FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 22, 2019

If Luke (and Leia) did have a brother, what was his excuse to live with uncle Owen and aunt Beru?

These are not the droids you are looking for. But this is the annoying brat you’re looking for.

Jason shot first?

So, Padme had twins, died, and then she had Jason several years later?

Ah, the mid-2000s using a catchphrase from the ’90s!

Wait a few years Jason and you can audition to play young Anakin in “Phantom Menace”

Didn’t the pre-Disney Star Wars Expanded Universe have a character named Jacen Solo?

They might tell him to digitally insert something somewhere.

Just like on The Brady Bunch.

And despite all of Lucas’ attempts, HAN SHOT FIRST!