FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 30, 2020

‘twas fun while it lasted (at Jason’s expense anyway)

Shot put, javelin, hammer throw.

He should keep an arrow and a quiver of bows

Buy some real arrows that way you’ll only have to buy them once.

My sister and I got along perfectly as children – we ignored each other.

I thought you learn Jason not to use Paige for target practice.

I thought the real expenses would be hospital bills and glasses replacement.

Golf might work since the person he will be annoying most is himself.

I love how he is so much of a troll that it never even occurs to him not to antagonize his sister with this. Of course he might just be a psychopath if his first impulse to taking up a sport is to fire a weapon at his own family, in which case it’s a good thing his character never ages since we might be looking at a 10 year old serial killer in the making.

Wow, nice shot.