FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 02, 2020

what you have, Jason, is Peter’s magic set for beginners; the expert set costs separately

I guess Jason doesn’t know he can make a LOT of money with those cups and balls. Abbott, Costello, show him how:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWvkyW1eDWA

Tigers went out of style after the Siegfried and Roy incident.

I think that everybody might chip in for a straitjacket for you, Jason.

Truer words were never spoken.

Jason has unwittingly hit the proverbial nail on the head.

I don’t think dad will be arguing much with you about that last one.

I wouldn’t mind having some more gray hair, if it would cover the spot where there’s no hair.

I actually HAD a straight jacket that the police department was throwing out. Never used. It was a cool conversation piece until my wife threw it out!

You’re looking for an escape artist set, not a magic set.

he expected a live tiger to be in that box?

He made jokes about his wife going gray…and lived to talk about it?

It’s amazing she hasn’t pulled all her hair out!