It’s a law of the universe that no stealth tech in history ever worked on mothers and teachers…. You can fool radars, satellites or night cams but no mother or teacher. Ever.
I remember when they first announced the stealth fighter. They said that the enemy wouldn’t be able to tell if it was a plane or a flock of birds on radar. Maybe I give Russia credit for being smarter than they really are, but I think if they saw a flock of birds flying 600mph, they are going to think that something is up
The real stealth technology is located in the blackboard, chalk and eraser behind Jason’s teacher. How else can you explain the sudden change in the arithmetic problem that’s written down? Very slick, Mr. Amend… very slick indeed.
I once dated a teacher who knew her students so well she could call them out by name for stuff they were doing behind her back without apparently even hearing them. They really did believe she had eyes in the back of her head.
I guess I’ll throw my 2 cents in: I’ve always heard that our stealth technology doesn’t make the plane invisible to radar, just reduces its return to that of a sparrow. I’ve always thought, then, that the way to defeat that was to program the radars to highlight any “birds” going over 100 knots.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
she either felt a little change in overhead air pressure or heard the slight foldings of the paper as the plane was being made
SamuelMeasa almost 4 years ago
There is your problem, Jason. The teacher was using her eyes. Both 90’s and current stealth tech only works on electronic detection means.
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Plus Jason stealth works best flying at night. Just saying.
meg_grif almost 4 years ago
Forgot to activate the cloaking device.
Gary Fabian almost 4 years ago
Teacher’s a speed reader.
Painted Wolf almost 4 years ago
Jason… she saw ‘stealth fighter’ on it and knew that only you or Marcus would have written that, and odds are that you’re it.
Kwen almost 4 years ago
It’s a law of the universe that no stealth tech in history ever worked on mothers and teachers…. You can fool radars, satellites or night cams but no mother or teacher. Ever.
RavennaAl almost 4 years ago
I remember when they first announced the stealth fighter. They said that the enemy wouldn’t be able to tell if it was a plane or a flock of birds on radar. Maybe I give Russia credit for being smarter than they really are, but I think if they saw a flock of birds flying 600mph, they are going to think that something is up
h.v.greenman almost 4 years ago
You forgot to give it a bat wing shape
beammeup1701 (Bozo by Foxo makes everyone happy!) almost 4 years ago
The real stealth technology is located in the blackboard, chalk and eraser behind Jason’s teacher. How else can you explain the sudden change in the arithmetic problem that’s written down? Very slick, Mr. Amend… very slick indeed.
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
Aluminum foil. Shiny side out. You didn’t hear this from me.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
I’d say Jason should go into a gifted and talented program; if he had a better attention span.
xSigoff Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I once dated a teacher who knew her students so well she could call them out by name for stuff they were doing behind her back without apparently even hearing them. They really did believe she had eyes in the back of her head.
Thinkingblade almost 4 years ago
I can vouch, as my wife is a teacher, that a teacher’s psychic powers extend to the Zoom environment! :-)
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
She’s good…..
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
She felt a disturbance in the Force.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Magical thinking, Jason?
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 4 years ago
I guess I’ll throw my 2 cents in: I’ve always heard that our stealth technology doesn’t make the plane invisible to radar, just reduces its return to that of a sparrow. I’ve always thought, then, that the way to defeat that was to program the radars to highlight any “birds” going over 100 knots.
Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Too bad the boys have a teacher who can read stealth.