FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 20, 2021

honest mistake, right?

Serves him right.

This is just one of the reasons we now call them “flight attendents”.

Good luck finding space in the overhead for his carry-on.

Now when I fly I go first class or business class. A long time ago I also took Southwest and showed up a couple hours early to be first in the A line but that’s been many years ago.

Does it REALLY matter in what order you get on a plane? Except for Southwest, who doesn’t have assigned seats.

Flight 1313, Row 13. You bad luck is just beginning, Rog… ☺

All the overhead bin space is long gone. Hope all Roger’s carry-on fits under the seat in front of him. He has a center seat. The other 2 seats are occupied by overweight women that have not bathed in 2 days, reek of cheap perfume, and have already lifted the arm reat to have room for their bodies that have spilled over into Roger’s seat.

Imagine if he shuts the door in his face

It’s been many years since surliness boarded from the back to the front. Which makes way more sense and is much faster than the senseless groups they used now.

Just don’t tell him you realized your joke “bombed”. !!!

That is one petty airline employee. I would be writing a letter of complaint to the company when I got home. Roger isn’t without sin here, but this seems so out of proportion for that flight attendant.

Sure, Like people actually wait until their row is called. 9-9

Keep it gender-neutral!

Actually boarding last is easier because everyone is already seated. Well you might have to search for space for your carry on and the other passengers will give you dirty looks……

Hey, at least he has an aisle seat!

I remember Johnny Bravo calling one an “Air Waitress”