FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 02, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    oh, was that all? (at almost three years of age, my older brother’s older son likes Hot Wheels)

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    monkeysky  over 3 years ago

    Hot Wheels are fun, but I think it would still be a few years until the BeyBlade product line would use similar factories to market miniature rotary saws to young children.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Did Paige tell you that she threw the car at him? (I’m just guessing.)

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 3 years ago

    A Hot Wheel caused a cut so deep it required stitches? I find that hard to believe.

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    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    First two things I think of are the JATO rocket car myth and the Legendary Snake River Canyon jump replicated by Homer Simpson. I can see Jason trying to match both and starting with hot wheels before scaling up.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Those darn souped up sports cars should be banned!

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I am also familiar with the big wheel line of vehicles. My younger son went through several of them.

    When we moved on base in Japan. They unpacked my son’s big wheel. He got on it and rode off straight at another kid on his big wheel playing “chicken.” Well, they didn’t. They collided, each flying off the vehicle and rolling across the ground laughing.

    The other kid was a good boy, but he played rough. Too rough for the other kids. He never bullied the other kids; he just sort of ran over them. The other parents were happy when our son came along. The two boys beat each other up with their play.

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    Andrew Moore  over 3 years ago

    If it was a Lego it would have been much worse.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We must ban these toys! All toys that have ever inflicted physical, emotional, or could have in away be thought of to do so must be banned.

    I demand Congressional action on this matter!

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    That God he wasn’t killed! I want that pleasure myself!!!

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