FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 13, 2021

How much postage was the Morrisseys’ card there? Thirty stamps’ worth?

It is big enough to be a centerfold Christmas card.

WNBA here we come.

I have a picture of my granddaughter putting an ornament near the top of a 6+ foot tall Christmas tree. She’s 11 and she is almost as tall as her two older sisters. But what can I expect? My son is over 6 feet tall, and so is my daughter-in-law. My wife and I are over 6 feet tall and our other son is 6’ 5" tall. We grow them big in our family.

We kid my daughter-in-law’s mother by calling her “Little Grandma.” She’s only about 5’ 8" tall.

This reminds me of the line from Big Bang: Sheldon’s mother describing at tall girl: She was so tall she could hunt geese with a rake.

“Ah, Mrs. Morrissey,

A story for you:

Your daughters were shorter than you,

But they grew!"

Happy birthday Dick Van Dyke!

I would think that a card from Morrissey would be very depressing…

Are you sure it’s not a picture of the Rockette’s…

Wow do we have brag in a toon comic strip about you family height. Just put it in your Xmas card, bore your friends and family not the readers!

Centerfold?

“I saw Peter heading to his room with it!”

“Ewwww!”

“So why do our kids stay the same height?”