FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 04, 2022

Sorry, Andy, but I’m with the kids on this one!

If you’re not serving Nathan’s or Hebrew National, why are you even bothering?

Even Calvin — with Hobbes tagging along — tried being independent from his parents (or “seceding” as he called it) in the Yukon Ahoy! arc.

A mutiny on her cooking was long overdue

The Second Amendment

take that Mother. Seriously what kinda torture is that to force the kids to be vegan or whatever

Problem is that comes with an independence from their allowance.

What difference does it make? After Dad burns them, they are just used for sparklers.

Independence from room and board!

One of the original reasons the colonists declared independence was taxation without representation. I wonder how long it will be until Washington DC declares independence for the same reason.

HIPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!

Bummer. Now I’m Jonesing for a Chicago Dog.

Allons enfants de la Patrie,Le jour de gloire est arrivé !Contre nous de la tyrannieL’étendard sanglant est levé, (bis)Entendez-vous dans les campagnesMugir ces féroces soldats ?

None of the family is fat, why is she pushing that soy crap?

Even Jason loves to bite…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQwJdXFQlU&ab_channel=TVTOYMEMORIEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQwJdXFQlU&ab_channel=TVTOYMEMORIES

Sounds like they’re in the right Ball Park.

Meatless, soy hot dogs??? There ought to be a law!

I’m with kids and their sentiment, if not one for being a drama queen about it.

Let’s have a frank discussion.

Instead of outright rebellion, they should have enlisted Dad for a quick trip to the store for real hot dogs, which they could have slipped on the grill without Mom noticing — until it was too late.

Let the gagging begin!

Happy 4th America as we celebrate our freedom.I would too.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!

What is the problem? Given the way Roger cooks on the grill, it is not likely any of them will actually be able to eat it.