FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 10, 2022

ladies and gentlemen…. someone calls up the medics and the forensics – something REALLY gruesome will be going on after this scene

Assuming the Visa isn’t already maxed out.

To quote Andy herself “Let the bankruptcy begin”

Surely, Roger has more brains than this?

Doesn’t he realize that the less material in the garment, the higher the cost?

The word “clueless” seems so inadequate here.

you have no idea… not that I would know, I just listen to mom and my sister.

“Toridos”—ha!

After Paiges shopping spree, the caribbean vacation will be sitting in a pile of sand in the back yard with a wading pool next to the sand.

Joke’s on Paige, Roger is within $40 of his max credit limit.

Top of the line bikinis run over $250 for whole lot of nothing.

Nothing like mining comedy gold from the “Gee, Dad is sooooo stupid” theme.

The card’ll melt down before she’s finished shopping…

Oh Roger

But, she has plenty of Carribbean-themed clothes

The limit is the limit……

What do you mean you have no Caribbean wear? What do you call that skimpy ensemble from the other day?

Stupid question, stupid answer: A fortune!

That’s like giving a cream pie to a clown.