FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 26, 2022

point taken

So you have more time to stick them in the glove compartment of your car and forget to mail them, Roger.

This is why Aunt Bertha, who hasn’t seen the kids in years, keeps sending them inappropriately aged gifts.

I no longer send Christmas cards. I don’t know anyone’s address, just their cell numbers.

I like sending cards to friends and family. I do emails and text messages like anyone else, but sending someone a nice card with a personal note for a birthday (or Christmas) is just something that brightens someone’s day. One of my mental resolutions for next year is to write letters to people I haven’t seen in a few years at least. There should be something in people’s mailboxes than junk mail and bills.

Now that is being behind in your efforts.

“Cartoonist joins NASCAR”?

The trick is to buy 1,000,000 of them, fill them all out at once, and post-date them.