FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 04, 2023

hang in there, Paige

Nothing like a good sugar rush to get the creative juices flowing.

Use chatGPT.

It seems out of character for Paige to be downright rude to her mother.

They are probably made with tofu anyway!

Waste not.

My sister always says “Knock Knock” instead of actually knocking.

“Who are you, and what have you done with our mother?”

Chocolate chip cookies are good any time!

Andi? Making real chocolate chip cookies?! Desirable food?!! I doubt it. Probably carob, gluten-free, eggless, tasteless horrors…. but then Jason seems to want some. This is character contradiction! lol

Ah, but those are chocolate chip tofu eggplant cookies.

People, Andy’s cooking doesn’t rule the house. This is pretty clear evidence that she’s open to treats every once in a while. Especially if she’s able to have some herself.

Five pages? That isn’t really that difficult at all. You can do it, Paige!

Boy was Paige in a bad mood.

Doesn’t that depend on where Andy got the cookies?

I wonder how long she has been staring at the first paragraph, unable to get past it.

She makes good desserts/treats but terrible meals.

As rude as Pagie is being, you’d think Andy would know better. But guess that is supposed to be the joke. Beside a better revenge is to guilt trip the by leaving the cookies and giving a peck on the head.