FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 16, 2023

like Mrs. Fox volunteered to participate, boys

Such language Andy

That’s one way to learn new words.

It’s tofu soup for you, Jason, for the next month!

At least she didn’t drop the bags

those are not fireworks… those are firewords

Jason, you just lost your freedom for awhile.

hope you two are flexible with the punishment later on

no computer for you Jason

Well no dinner for Jason!! But I don’t see how rewarding him like that will help!

“Those who are about to die . . .”

That is why God created shovels.

Uh-oh, mom’s cursing out loud. Better run, kids.

Mom certainly has descriptive profanity.

Wrong, so very wrong, kid belongs in juvenile incarceration…

He’s not gonna be able to sit down for a few days.

I didn’t know Andy possessed such a wide range of colorful metaphors! ;-p