FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 31, 2023

Left? Right https://youtu.be/7lVXT5NZsSM

That looks like breed of dog called the Sailer. Kick it like you were going for a field goal and watch it SAIL! Bonus points for distance longer than 20 feet and over 8 feet high in the air. If it lands in the water and doesn’t resurface, DOUBLE bonus points!

Reminds me of a local Yorkie who considers me a deeply suspicious character, and is very vocal on the subject. She doesn’t actually attack me, just lets me know that she’s ready to at a moment’s notice.

A set of teeth wrapped in ten pounds of fur.

Wasn’t there a famous artist who used to draw dogs like that? C’mon, memory: work!!

Our new neighbor has three such dogs that bark whenever you go outside or at anything else. New fun game is barking at the neighbors across from it’s dog who could eat them for lunch and also barks at you even if it see you through the glass door of your own house. And then the neighbor across the streets dog who never barks start joining in not to miss out on the fun.

“Now look, Fauntleroy, let’s just get to the bottom of this problem… No! No! Not there!”

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Yes, it is indeed another foot. ;-) But at least Peter is a young man of integrity — he doesn’t stoop to violence even when provoked by this ungrateful little beast whose owners clearly never trained him.

My dogs only bark at those people they suspect being bad. How they know, I have no idea.

LOL the dog drawing is like what one would do with a very limited number of pixels…

Smart dog. Knows left from right.

What a nice little cat toy/cat snack.

i really cannot fathom what people see in yappy little rat-dogs like that.