FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 14, 2023

And he put his coffee cup in the pop-out cup holder, aka CD/DVD drive.

Ask AI.

Somewhere around 1999, my elderly aunt asked me if a “computer virus” was something that people could catch. She was legitimately concerned (knowing that I “worked with computers”) and I had to respectfully assure her that there was no danger.

Sorry, Roger. The computer only detects digital viruses, not biological ones!

Clear mucus is an allergy, cloudy means you’re sick.

If I recall correctly, this joke was already old in 2002.

PSA. The built-in virus protection that comes with windows is more than “good enough” as long as you are more than “smart enough” not to to stupid things on your computer.

The best antivirus software is between the user’s ears.

siri you jest

I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to my cats. I’ll learn to live with it.

I thought a good science fiction story could involve a computer virus that gets transmitted to a batch of pharmaceutical product being monitored, and spreads to the general population

And an “Apple” a day keeps the Dr. away…(look closely)

new rule: you can’t use any technology you don’t understand.