FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 13, 2024

Mom will remind you that you are too young for beer.

One way ticket

Minnesota Vikings?

I think if he hung out with real vikings, they would be having Jasonburgers tonite.

you’d think jason, being the massive nerd he is, would know that’s not an authentic viking hat

Paige would help and chip in too.

Now all you will find is Muslims.

Oh, that dates it. :-D I remember when the Dome first went up, and when the old disused Met Stadium was torn down (now where Mall of America stands — there are a few of the old Met Stadium mementos tucked away at MOA if you know where to look).

No; Detroit Vikings. Speaking Polish.

Start a collection and go to Norway

Wow, Metrodome. This is an older strip.

Yep!

He needs to find a reenaactor group.

Alas, the Metrodome is no more. Now the Vikes play at the U.S. Bank Stadium.

Paige would chip in a lot more. Maybe the whole ticket.

That’s right, Peter. Chip in for the bus fare to avoid Jason trying to recruit you to be a fellow Viking!

Real historic Vikings never had horns on their helmets