When I was first dating my wife, we had an evening when we were sitting and watching TV. She was in front of me and I was massaging her shoulders and saying sweet nothings into her ears. Suddenly, she turned to me and said “You’re a regular Don Juan, aren’t you?”. Without hesitating, I told her in my best Don Juan accent “ You know, the women call me Don Juan numero two. You know why they call me Don Juan numero two? Because every time I see a beautiful woman, I say ‘Hey babe, you want to make love?’ and they always reply, ‘No thanks, I Don Juan to’. She laughed, and in 2 weeks we’ll be celebrating 40 years of marriage.
RavennaAl about 2 hours ago
When I was first dating my wife, we had an evening when we were sitting and watching TV. She was in front of me and I was massaging her shoulders and saying sweet nothings into her ears. Suddenly, she turned to me and said “You’re a regular Don Juan, aren’t you?”. Without hesitating, I told her in my best Don Juan accent “ You know, the women call me Don Juan numero two. You know why they call me Don Juan numero two? Because every time I see a beautiful woman, I say ‘Hey babe, you want to make love?’ and they always reply, ‘No thanks, I Don Juan to’. She laughed, and in 2 weeks we’ll be celebrating 40 years of marriage.