FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 25, 2024

Happiness is where you find it

Did he record this so he can edit out his questions? If he had auto-tune, he could produce an interesting video.

He’s got her there!

At least he didn’t sneak in that sentence about king of sofas. (I’m not gonna type the whole thing here, as it could offend some.)

He just found a cool way to describe himself: I Am Gross

Yam would have been better than ham, which isn’t a synonym for pork anyway, but a subset. You can do better, Jason; that’s slacking off.

Paige… Why do you keep letting Jason do this to you!

One summer at camp around the campfire we chanted “Oh, wha ty go Siam”. We said it faster and faster until it finally came out as “O what a goose I am”.

I Yam what I Yam yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk

Got it ! He made his sister say «  I am gross »

Good one Jason! :-)

Wouldn’t have working with my sister

As soon as I saw “Aye,” I knew he was trying to trick her into insulting herself.

You got him there.

This was funny!