FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 02, 2024

But dead people like to get Christmas cards too.

If they’re dead, don’t send money, because they can’t spend it. Tell them how Saintly they were, so they can show your recommendation to God.

I have to update my list every year and it gets shorter for this obvious reason.

Don’t you stay in touch with your relatives at all?

Democrats get votes that way.

Or write, “Dear Auntie Bea, are you alive? If so, please reply by letter. If not, use some other medium”.

You won’t get a card back, Roger. That’s a clue

We are now at the age that we are losing our friends. My Christmas card list of names and addresses is on an excel spreadsheet that I keep updated when friends/family move or…….

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