Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 17, 2000
Transcript:
"Welcome to the hypochondriacs convention. Enjoy yourselves, but avoid the brown 'antibiotics'.. they're placebos." "Guess the number of infectious microbes on this glass." "The grand prize is an all expense paid physical for two." "Books." "Hey, Ernie. Check out this book, 'Vitamins F-Z. Why is the government holding back?'" "Isn't this the greatest? I can hardly wait for the convention next year in Denver." "Denver! The Mile High City!! Thank goodness I have a year to learn about altitude sickness!" "Medical Encyclopedias."