Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 06, 2001
Transcript:
"In today's comic we just 'veg out.' This is so clever I'll bet they increase my celery." "C'mon, Ernie.. no more stupid puns. You're ruining the comic strip." "I yam not." "That's it!..." "...I'm going!" "Thyme out, Frank! If you carrot all for me, you'll romaine here." "You never know what clever lines will turnip, so lettuce continue..." "That's it! I can't take your dumb gags any more!" "To you they're dumb. To me, they're artichokes!" "Say 'good night.' Ernie. Kale and farewell!" "Readers: Don't like puns? Send your comments parsely post."