Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 20, 2008
Transcript:
WONDERLAND POLITICAL CONSULTANTS "We have lots of work to do---all our candidates are doing terrible! Jack and Jill's poll numbers went up then quickly came down." "Little Jack Horner has been plagued by scandal..." "...He gave out all those plum jobs!" "Goldilocks is an uncompromising hard-liner---everything has to be exactly how she wants it!" "And Humpty Dumpty is seen as a single-issue candidate..." "...Health care."