Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 10, 2009
May 09, 2009
May 11, 2009
Transcript:
Ernest says, "Did you get the job?" Frank says, "Unfortunately not." Frank says, "The interview started great --- he asked about graveyard shift experience and I told him that I'd been in a cemetary during an earthquake." Frank says, "Then, asked to describe the highlight of my career, I told him about the time I changed a bulb at the top of the Empire State Building!" Frank says, "But we couldn't agree on pay. He said times are tough and everybody has to pull their own weight." Frank says, "So I told him that if I have to pull my own weight, it's only fair that I get time and a half!"
Hazard pay to boot. Union dues are high for the ‘brotherhood of fat guys’