Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 05, 2009
December 04, 2009
December 06, 2009
Transcript:
Genetically modified Christmas Turkeys Order Now Frank says, "They inserted Kangaroo DNA to make a pocket for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!"
kikidding almost 15 years ago
Plan on having a turkey for Christmas. This wouldn’t be a bad idea!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
better living through chemistry….
RavennaAl almost 15 years ago
Just goes to show what can happen when you raise poultry near a nuclear reactor!
Yakety Sax almost 15 years ago
A fellow driving leisurely through the back roads one day saw a small dust cloud behind him. When it passed him he gave chase and eventually pulled close enough to see that it was a chicken! Just then the chicken turned and ran up a driveway to a farmhouse. The driver stopped, backed up and drove up to house where he saw chickens just zipping around everywhere and sitting on the porch steps what appeared to be a very dejected looking farmer. He asks “Whats the deal with the chickens?” The farmer replies “Well, my wife, my son and I all like fried chicken legs, so I crossbred some until I developed a three legged chicken. “Wow! How do they taste?” “Don’t know. Can’t catch one.”
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
….and inserted some silicon for larger breasts.
eardroppings almost 15 years ago
forced
Templo S.U.D. almost 15 years ago
Hmmmm… I’m not sure if I want that at my Thankgiving/Christmas dinner when having the octopus DNA. The kangaroo DNA seems a tad nice, though.
JohnHerbison almost 15 years ago
Silicon, grazer?
Or perhaps, silicone?