Frank says, "Ernie, your personals ad doesn't mention that your car was repossessed and your power turned off." Ernest says, "It says that I 'enjoy long walks and candlelight dinners'!"
Apparently he has enough money to go to a coffeehouse though, unless Frank is buying. Fortunately I’ve never dated one of these, but I’ve heard plenty of stories. Such as never admitting he lives at home (no, your mom is not really a “female roommate”), or that they don’t have the most desirable job (“sanitation engineer”).
@dropping.beans - he’s just spinning his current unfortunate situation so that it doesn’t sound so bad. Because he has no car, he takes long walks, and because he has no power/lights, he eats dinner by candlelight.
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
Ernie has gone green
dropping.beans over 14 years ago
totally don’t get it
gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago
Apparently he has enough money to go to a coffeehouse though, unless Frank is buying. Fortunately I’ve never dated one of these, but I’ve heard plenty of stories. Such as never admitting he lives at home (no, your mom is not really a “female roommate”), or that they don’t have the most desirable job (“sanitation engineer”).
@dropping.beans - he’s just spinning his current unfortunate situation so that it doesn’t sound so bad. Because he has no car, he takes long walks, and because he has no power/lights, he eats dinner by candlelight.
bald over 14 years ago
so i need to really think before i read those personal ads!
Ashrey over 14 years ago
Got to make yourself look good not poor.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Ernie is just a “glass half-full” kind of guy.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
too bad i wasn’t here yesterday. i would have been a winner!