Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 21, 2013
November 20, 2013
November 22, 2013
Transcript:
Fortunes: Tarot Palms Frank: You punched the fortune teller because he was smiling? Man: I always wanted to strike a happy medium.
Superfrog about 11 years ago
He didn’t see that coming.
edclectic about 11 years ago
Maybe the spirit just moved him?
TREEINTHEWIND about 11 years ago
I call this a strikeout for the cartoonist//////////////////////////
TREEINTHEWIND about 11 years ago
This is an “open and shut” case…………just open the cell door, roll the nut in, and shut the cell door……….
ChazNCenTex about 11 years ago
OUCH ! Talk about cruel and unusual PUNishment.
InTraining Premium Member about 11 years ago
And the Tarot cards said…. he would soon be visiting a local government office….. ! ! !
Charlie Fogwhistle about 11 years ago
One of the oldest jokes in the world. Fortune teller looks into the crystal ball and starts laughing, Customer hits him/her. Bennett Cert (1898-1971) used it, but wasn’t original with him.
hippogriff about 11 years ago
RootsiDM: Bennett Cerf (not Cert) had a column called The Cerf Board. He also collected the best quadruple pun: A man bought a ranch for a tax write-off and let his boys run it. He called it focus because it was where the sons raise meat.
hippogriff about 11 years ago
GymShoe: I should have included Focus: where the sun’s rays meet?