Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 27, 2014
April 26, 2014
April 28, 2014
Transcript:
Optometrist Ernest: Wow, Batman got a strong prescription! Frank: They don't say "blind as a bat" for nothing. Ernest: You have another patient in the exam room. He says it's an emergency. Superman: My vision isn't what it used to be... Superman: This morning I misjudged distance and almost flew into the side of a building! I could have been killed! Frank: You could have died because you misjudged distance?! You're right, this is an emergency... Frank: It's a matter of life and depth!
ChazNCenTex over 10 years ago
And he needs more iron in his diet.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
His kryptonite level is down and he needs a tonic to bring his radioactive level up ……………
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Or is it that his kryptonite level is up and he needs a tonic to bring his radioactive level down?
skeeterhawk over 10 years ago
I thought it’d be about his X-ray vision. Can we come up with a joke about that?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
I have no problems distinguishing depth in the real world or when watching 3d movies or video games on my TV, but I cannot for the life of me pass the depth perception test at the DMV.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Frank and Ernest have no problem seeing a good pun.
breen41 over 10 years ago
Super Chicken said it best years ago. When asked by his sidekick Fred why he didn’t use his super-vision, he said “If I had any supervision, would I be wearing this suit?”
paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago
Am I the only one to notice the absurdity of Superman worrying that he could be killed by crashing into a building? He could wreck the building and possibly cause some fatalities, but he’d walk away without a scratch.