Frank: Ernie's a paranoid-optimist. He thinks everybody is out to get him something nice.
Not to be made fun of………………. with all of the suspiciousness rampant you have to be careful yourself….
I’m an Optimistic-Paranoid: I EXPECT the worst to happen, and prepare for it, that way my life is full of PLESANT surprises.
I’m a paranoid-schizophrenic; I think everyone is out to get the other me…
The Onion website did this on 11/23/2006: Paranoid Optimist
Yes, too bad, because it doesn’t have to be.
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TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Not to be made fun of………………. with all of the suspiciousness rampant you have to be careful yourself….
LeoAutodidact over 10 years ago
I’m an Optimistic-Paranoid: I EXPECT the worst to happen, and prepare for it, that way my life is full of PLESANT surprises.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
I’m a paranoid-schizophrenic; I think everyone is out to get the other me…
David Bethke Premium Member over 10 years ago
The Onion website did this on 11/23/2006: Paranoid Optimist
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Yes, too bad, because it doesn’t have to be.