I remember seeing cartoons where the person would ask the fortune teller that to have their palm read. So, the fortune teller took the person’s hand and painted it red! LOL!
I went to a fortune teller once and she gave up saying it was impossible to predict my fortune because I wasn’t being cooperative! Nobody told me in advance to be cooperative. Maybe next time, huh…
TREEINTHEWIND about 9 years ago
Maybe a banana tree……………….
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago
Black walnut. Those SOB’s hurt when they whack you on the noggin, which they invariably do here every fall.
bbadenov about 9 years ago
Maybe a flatulent elm of West Reisling? — Oh I’m a lumberjack …
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
If I were a tree, I think I would want to leaf right now…
Phatts about 9 years ago
hey, I like that answer! I think I’ll use it next time!it is an appropriately stupid answer to a stupid question!
InTraining Premium Member about 9 years ago
By his looks I’d have guessed Gum Tree.
What? Me worried ? about 9 years ago
Palm tree ! (those nuts are huge )
Jim Kerner about 9 years ago
I remember seeing cartoons where the person would ask the fortune teller that to have their palm read. So, the fortune teller took the person’s hand and painted it red! LOL!
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 9 years ago
Buckeye!
benbrilling about 9 years ago
I’ve always been a chestnut.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I went to a fortune teller once and she gave up saying it was impossible to predict my fortune because I wasn’t being cooperative! Nobody told me in advance to be cooperative. Maybe next time, huh…
bmonk about 9 years ago
I’ve heard of people who are allergic to nuts. I hope none of them get too close to me…