Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 15, 2023

There are other reasons?

Natch.

I am so sharing this with my Greek Orthodox priest. He will howl.

One way (for you or them) to see some people in church only for baptisms, weddings and funerals is (for you or them) to only go to church for baptisms, weddings, and funerals.

Some people seem to be CEOs at their church – They come at/for Christmas (Eve Service), Easter, and Other special occasions.

Birth, Mirth, and Earth. Sounds like a good life to me.

Good word play as usual. But, does that mean Frank only attends those services?

Or bury marry and bury.

The greatest human good is virtue. Church helps build virtue.

Good one, Bob.

Perhaps you should go to church more often Frank.

The Count always likes the part of the Easter service where the minister tells the congregation to have a nice summer because he won’t see most of them until next Christmas.

Some come on Christmas and Easter Only. CEOs!

If the “church building” is big enough, some people also come as tourists.

Those are mainly science and engineering people that believe in cause and effect….!

Or “New, Two, and Blue”? ☺

I’ve heard “womb to tomb”, and my favorite “from the cradle to the crypt is a mighty short trip”.

My cousin is ‘born again’ and is very much into HIS church, so much so even other born again churches to him are the wrong church though Salvation can also be achieved there. I am a non practicing Roman Catholic and I am more tolerant of other people’s faiths – and faith is a belief in something without scientific proof. I do say Be Kind Always, it is what makes us Human.

Very clever, reaching but clever and funny…

Clever — LOL

I quit going to church back in the 60’s when the nunister preach frrom a newspaper about. Viet Nam.

Atheism’s secret advantage: Sunday mornings!